Campaign Thread IV: Losing Your Virginity is Easier in the Woods

[Flay Crimsonwind]

Zach welcomes the answer, while imagining what political strife he could start and end if he brought magic weapons to his world.

[bhu]

"Goddess of the dead, huh? Well, I don't make a habit of keeping rotting corpses as companio-- oh yea... hmm... About that. Do you think you could help out the undead Jimmy had running around? Surely you could ask that other god for some assistance smoothing this little situation over?"

(( so about that loot <_<? ))

"Already done.  SO if everyone is agreed and has no problems working for me, we can begin dispensing the goodies."

"Step forward Alcy and make your request."

[bhu]

Kintal looks up at Sassy.  "Are kitty's your bedroom friends too or is it just gophers?"  He seems to be dreading the answer.

"Naw I like the Gophers, but if you're making a request we can work something out.  Say I bet I can fit your whole head in my mouth!"


GOpher: "Fer Gawdses sake don't make small talk with the woman! Run and get help you fool!"

[jojolagger]

Noting the Gophers Distress, Ceusharath focuses his mind and projects a force to pull him to safety.

I'm going to assume the gopher is willing to be pulled away, but he can try to resist if he wants.

some ideas for gifts from Benny:
1. If were leveling up for this, Trading the level up and the ghost progression for the normal template (Basically becoming a Full Ghost with 1 LA removed.)
2. Some new and unusual ghost power (really vague, I can't really think of anything for this at the moment)
3. Evolved Deathless Template based of The Evolved Undead Template. (+2 CHA, +1 AC, Fast healing 3, random 1/day SLA)
4. a few ghost feats/powers

[bhu]

jojo

1 and 3 are okay, we'll sse bout the other 2

GOpher: "WOOOOOO!  FREEDOM! THANK YOU UNKNOWN INVISIBLE PERSON!"

[RobbyPants]

"Sassy: perhaps you should only engage in consensual gopher relations in the future."

[Littha]

Cusic is still a little dazed but does try to get her point across.
"Whuah... all I really want is something that makes my stabby stick pointier or jumpier" as she indicates the lance by her side.

depending on how generous this god is I would like either the valorous enchantment (+1) or the Vaulting enchantment (12,000gp  ) .

[bhu]

"Sassy: perhaps you should only engage in consensual gopher relations in the future."

Sassy: "Consensual?  Does that mean unpaid?

[Nanshork]

Kintal shakes his head.  "Consensual means that the gopher has to want it too."

[bhu]

Sassy: But all Gophers love sex, it's why they exist.

Benny: "Sassy has some ... issues.  I felt it best to adopt her so I could keep an eye on her.  The Gopher there is Dr. Schultz.  He claims to be creating some new form of medicine called psychiatry in which he can deal with peoples mental as opposed to physical problems.  So far he hasn't had awesome results."

[VennDygrem]

Alcy steps up and looks at the exchange going on, afraid of where it might go if the business of the day does not move on.

"Well, as I mentioned, some of my abilities have been dampened when I was brought here. Beyond that, as everyone else, I was brought here without any of my gear from my home plane, and I had several items that made fighting against the corruption of the planes much easier to do. For instance, I had a greatsword that could bring swift justice upon my foes, and could cut through virtually anything. This sword I picked up in town is passable, but it is a far cry from my own, an heirloom passed down to me by my mentor. I also had a set of vestments, specifically magical bracers and belt, that help protect me from harm without restricting my agility like bulky armor does. Finally, my divinely-granted magic is heavily weakened, and I could certainly use any help I can get in making some of my spells last longer, as they currently fade much quicker due to their weakened state.

Anything you can do to help get me closer to being in my former prime fighting shape would be greatly appreciated."

Though I obviously can't get it all now, my wish-list going forward includes: Holy adamantine (or transmuting or metalline) Greatsword, Monk's Belt, Bracers of armor, and a metamagic rod of extend (probably just lesser rod to start, then eventually get normal and greater if I eventually get higher level spells). I might think of more stuff later on, but this is stuff that I'll almost certainly want in the future. Of course, that includes stat boosting items as well. Anything that boosts Str, Dex, Con, Wis, or Cha, really. My current belt gives +2 str, but if I replace it with a monk's belt I'll need a +str item to replace it as well.

[bhu]

"Well I have a sword you can have.  Dr. Schulz might be able to help you with your mental lock on your abilities."

A gopher floating in the air telekinetically grabs you by the face and says "LOOK INTO MY EYES!  REALIZE YOUR TRUE INNER SELF!THE SELF THAT DOES NOT CONDONE GOPHER SEX!"

You receive a +1 Adamantine Holy Greatsword (sorry that sucker was expensive as hell), and 3055 xp.  And of course your levels redo.  Everyone gets the 3055 xp.

"Now then young cusic you want a better spear I believe?"

[VennDygrem]

Yeah, it's really expensive. It would basically replace the +1 Holy Surge Greatsword I have. But seriously, I wasn't expecting to get the sword yet. Kind of expected the metamagic rod and maybe have the sword I have's composition magically altered from steel to adamantine, or something (which would be roughly 6000 gp worth of loot, appropriate for the level). A +1 Holy Adamantine Greatsword costs 21,050. That's more than the entire wbl for a 7th level character, much less a 6th level character with other items. I seriously don't mind if you retroactively scale back.

--edit--

Also, the adamantine thing is just an extra thing I thought of last-minute. I liked the idea of having a sword that could cut through "nearly-anything" but Ghaele don't explicitly carry adamantine holy greatswords, just holy greatswords. And once again, I took holy surge before so I'd have a low-level, "lesser" equivalent. I'm really ok with not having Holy yet, because that really adds quite a bit to the cost/value of the weapon.

[Littha]

"Yeppers, a lance technically but that's the idea. Something that is pointy and jumpy. "

[VennDygrem]

Alcy accepts the Greatsword, which immediately ignites in white flames that seem to give off no heat. It has a very distinct heft, but the balance is superb.

"Yes, I believe this will do nicely. Those magic brats won't know what hit them."

[bhu]

"Present your lance."

Benny touches the lance and it hums wif powah!

You know have the two enchantments you asked for.

"Mister Mustave, I believe you had a request for a some minor items involving throwing weapons?"

[RobbyPants]

"Mister Mustave, I believe you had a request for a some minor items involving throwing weapons?"

"Yessir.  I had a few requests, each I consider minor.  I was hoping for another one of these Bandoleers of Holding, and 15 acid flasks and 10 daggers to fill it. Also, I was hoping to learn how to cast the spell Grease.  I always thought that one would be funny as hell, but I never learned it."

[bhu]

ooc: how much was that bandoleer of holding?

[RobbyPants]

ooc: how much was that bandoleer of holding?

I don't remember anymore, but I'm going to guess about two grand.  The Handy Haversack is 2K and the Quiver of Eholona is 1,800 gp

[bhu]

How much did it hold?