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« Reply #260 on: April 19, 2011, 07:58:29 AM »

Mustave gathers the daggers he threw earlier.  If Alcy is gathering stuff to divide up, Mustave will help, and will cast Detect Magic once it's all gathered.
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« Reply #261 on: April 19, 2011, 09:27:09 AM »

Savorel will help with the gathering of things. She also looks among their allies, to see if any of the injured are in need of care.
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« Reply #262 on: April 19, 2011, 10:06:43 AM »

Teo heads over to the fallen kung fu zombies to look for anythingthat might be magical.
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« Reply #263 on: April 19, 2011, 11:44:26 AM »

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« Reply #264 on: April 19, 2011, 12:29:40 PM »

Cusic seems completely oblivious.
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« Reply #265 on: April 19, 2011, 02:40:03 PM »

Aye, casting detect magic.

Bartholomeow's also just interested in getting Jimmy's spellbook.
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« Reply #266 on: April 19, 2011, 07:24:50 PM »

joseph
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It has worn off.
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« Reply #267 on: April 19, 2011, 07:26:03 PM »

Cusic seems completely oblivious.

A 'dead' midget mercenary sets up nearby.

"Holy crap is it all over with yet?  Is that thing gone?  Fuck I'm unemployed....Hey nice lady you need a minion?"
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« Reply #268 on: April 19, 2011, 07:28:03 PM »

Aye, casting detect magic.

Bartholomeow's also just interested in getting Jimmy's spellbook.

For those casting detect magic

The field of dead mercs/zombies is aglow with items.  Seriously, they were loaded.

Also the three zombies on your side flash in synch with another explosion from above.  They appear human now.  2 guys and a woman.  She lifts her dress to check herself and then begins running giddily in sircles screaming "I'm a woman again" before making a pass at Thog.
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« Reply #269 on: April 19, 2011, 08:03:55 PM »

Cusic seems completely oblivious.

A 'dead' midget mercenary sets up nearby.

"Holy crap is it all over with yet?  Is that thing gone?  Fuck I'm unemployed....Hey nice lady you need a minion?"

"Is that a kind of food?"

Cusic licks her lips.
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« Reply #270 on: April 19, 2011, 09:48:06 PM »

"No no no, minion, not minnow.  We fetch stuff, and kill your enemies, and tell you how kewl you are on command.  Please? I got a wife and kids ta feed."
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« Reply #271 on: April 20, 2011, 02:26:19 AM »

Joseph is going to search for looot then
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You can go back many years and there was a guy named Donny Osmond who probably every male teenager wanted to kick the crap out of. Leif Garrett, David Cassidy, The Mmm Bop kids, Justin timberlake, on and on.

This Bieber kid is just another of many over-hyped kids created? by the music machine geniuses to give them someone to grace the covers of 16 magazine and to get little teen girls excited. Random Youtuber

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« Reply #272 on: April 20, 2011, 02:29:46 AM »

Bartholomeow will search for the strongest auras and will attempt to ascertain the whereabouts of Jimmy's spellbook, either through asking him directly or going through the... uh, priestesses(?).
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« Reply #273 on: April 20, 2011, 07:51:09 AM »

Mustave helps gather magic items, keeping an eye out for anything that might prove useful.
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Quote from: Cafiend
It is a shame stupidity isn't painful.
Quote from: StormKnight
Totally true.  Historians believe that most past civilizations would have endured for centuries longer if they had successfully determined Batman's alignment.
Quote from: Grand Theft Otto
Why are so many posts on the board the equivalent of " Dear Dr. Crotch, I keep punching myself in the crotch, and my groin hurts... what should I do? How can I make my groin stop hurting?"
Quote from: CryoSilver
I suggest carving "Don't be a dick" into him with a knife.  A dull, rusty knife.  A dull, rusty, bent, flaming knife.
Quote from: Seerow
Fluffy: It's over Steve! I've got the high ground!
Steve: You underestimate my power!
Fluffy: Don't try it, Steve!
Steve: *charges*
Fluffy: *three critical strikes*
Steve: ****
Quote from: claypigeons
I don't even stat out commoners. Commoner = corpse that just isn't a zombie. Yet.
Quote from: CryoSilver
When I think "Old Testament Boots of Peace" I think of a paladin curb-stomping an orc and screaming "Your death brings peace to this land!"
Quote from: Orville_Oaksong
Buy a small country. Or Pelor. Both are good investments.
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« Reply #274 on: April 20, 2011, 09:53:42 AM »

Ceusharath moves to the guy trying to get hired by Cusic. "I'm not sure she'd be the best to take orders from. However, I could use a solid pair of hands, and don't have much to spend money on."
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« Reply #275 on: April 20, 2011, 01:19:24 PM »

"No no no, minion, not minnow.  We fetch stuff, and kill your enemies, and tell you how kewl you are on command.  Please? I got a wife and kids ta feed."

Awesomes, hoe kewl am I?
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« Reply #276 on: April 20, 2011, 06:58:50 PM »

"No no no, minion, not minnow.  We fetch stuff, and kill your enemies, and tell you how kewl you are on command.  Please? I got a wife and kids ta feed."

Awesomes, hoe kewl am I?

"Umm...before I answer that...cqan I get some parameters on what's successful?  My last client occasionally tried to use me for spell components when I guessed wrong ^_^;

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« Reply #277 on: April 20, 2011, 10:04:07 PM »

"Note that you would of course have to pay them for their services, and generally there's a contract of sorts to work out. I should honestly take some advice from them as a whole, seeing as my new occupation is rather similar to theirs..." A note was written in Zach's head regarding finding like-minded people who might have also come from his world, but he stored it away for the time being. "If you all need work, we might know of a law-enforcement officer who might like extra hands, if you can service a more strict code of ethics."

While looking over the bodies of the mercs and martially-trained zombies for weapons and armor, it occurs to him to keep anything that might also have some of this world's magic, like the items he obtained from the wizards guild. He'd have to ask Bartholomeow about it afterwards.
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« Reply #278 on: April 20, 2011, 10:28:59 PM »

Teo heads over to the fallen kung fu zombies to look for anythingthat might be magical.
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« Reply #279 on: April 21, 2011, 01:14:17 AM »

Seeing no cats in the enemy ranks, Kintal dismisses his magic armor and proceeds to groom himself.
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