Kuroimaken
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« Reply #80 on: January 17, 2011, 06:58:06 PM » |
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When Talon speaks the name of Dio, the heavens shake and tremble with lightning, which comes crashing down, only to form into the shape of a man sitting in a chair in a Gendo pose. "I'm sorry, Dio is unavailable right now, but as the Guardian of Metal, I can take your message."
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« Reply #81 on: January 17, 2011, 07:09:16 PM » |
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At first, he is confused. Then, he remembers how the other cowboy-soldiers used to speak of only one who could combat the sonic hordes. He quickly runs off to find a florist. "I'll be back."
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« Reply #82 on: January 17, 2011, 07:20:53 PM » |
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"...the hell is this god-awful fuckin' noise?" the Guardian questions in a tone of great annoyance.
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« Reply #83 on: January 18, 2011, 02:12:58 AM » |
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Paul mutters a spell and then begins to stuff his ears with chicken feathers before zig-zagging through the zombified crowd towards the source of the awful noise.
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It always seems like the barrels around here have something in them.
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« Reply #84 on: January 18, 2011, 02:16:50 AM » |
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"...the hell is this god-awful fuckin' noise?" the Guardian questions in a tone of great annoyance.
Some sort of country-undead hybrid. Could you help us counter it? I heard you bit the head off a vampire once.
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VennDygrem
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« Reply #85 on: January 18, 2011, 02:22:47 AM » |
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"O Guardian of the Metal, that lame-wad hick is the cause of your's and our distress. Please, how might we rock the faces off of the hordes of mindless drones, and school that hillbilly Billy Hill over there how to really go Off the Rails?"
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« Reply #86 on: January 18, 2011, 08:28:56 AM » |
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"...Seems to me you boys are gonna need a bloody powerful help. Fair 'nuff. All the Metal Masters in Heaven are busy right now, but I suppose they wouldn't mind if I borrowed their power for a while."
The Guardian of Metal gets up, stretches his hands forward, and then bellows in a note that only he can sustain. A note of awesome.
At which point a stage slowly rumbles itself awake out of the ground, made in stone and complete with instruments and boom boxes. It then shatters the stone skin off, revealing spotlights.
Clearly, it is meant for you all to climb atop it and begin the festival of awesome.
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« Reply #87 on: January 18, 2011, 03:18:15 PM » |
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Returning from his trip, Zane is amazed to see the display appear before him. He looks at his guns, and the roses he found. "Some other time, Great S.H."
"Yours is a potent gift, to be sure, oh Prince of Darkness. I've little personal experience playing any of these instruments, but I will perform to the best of my abilities." Zane promptly jumps on stage, loses his jacket, and tucks a rose into his tall hat.
"So guys, call me paranoid, but I think we've only got a few moments of such technical ecstasy to sabotage this forbidden dehumanizer's work before these people are born again as zombies, and at that point the mob rules. So come on, no rest for the wicked! Thanks to this eternal idol's gift, we can scream some sanity (or otherwise) back down to Earth! We can make sure these human zombie lovers never say die!"
Zane starts looking around for an LP.
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« Reply #88 on: January 18, 2011, 05:29:47 PM » |
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Talon spreads the wings of his back-mounted jetpack; the components spread apart, looking like some cross between an angel's wings and a dragon's, and little jets of flame shoot out and the dragonborn is lifted into the air. He touches down on the stage and amps-up.
He roars out, followed by a large breath of flame into the air above the crowd.
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« Reply #89 on: January 23, 2011, 08:29:42 PM » |
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Ghik leaps into the air and falls into the stage with great force, shaking the structure.
"You think this noise you're making is music? I can tell we can make better music than that!"
After saying that, the dragonborn grabs a bass and waits for his companions....
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« Reply #90 on: January 23, 2011, 09:03:28 PM » |
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Sabot grabs an electric guitar and activates his gauntlets of heartfelt blows.
Those frets
are on fire
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« Reply #91 on: January 23, 2011, 10:45:26 PM » |
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Talon cranks his shit up to Eleven, shouting,
"Are you ready to ROCK? I CAN'T HEAR YOU! I SAID, ARE YOU A-READY TO ROOOOOOCK?!"
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