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« Reply #40 on: June 17, 2011, 02:31:39 AM » |
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''Now,tell me what do you know?''
''Everything?.... It would take years for me to finish....''
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« Reply #41 on: June 17, 2011, 04:39:48 AM » |
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I have have a simple wish. That all the world had a single neck, and that my hand were wrapped around it. - Panzram
My crewmates and I are travelers on the human adventure and you're not all good enough to come along. - Randall Dowling, Planetary.
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\\\"Disentegrate.\\\" \\\"Gust of wind.\\\" \\\"Now Can we PLEASE resume saving the world?\\\"
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« Reply #42 on: June 17, 2011, 09:01:36 AM » |
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“Nothing is more difficult and nothing requires more character than to find oneself in open opposition to one's time (and those one loves) and to say loudly: No!”
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« Reply #43 on: July 23, 2011, 12:18:51 PM » |
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One from a friend of mine during a dnd game.
"He's my second cousin twice removed once physically." - Ozzy Halfbeard halfing ranger
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Am I the only one who's mind was broken when they realized the implication of the existence of the aberration bloodline.
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« Reply #44 on: July 23, 2011, 01:03:01 PM » |
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The original version:
"Opinions are like orgasms: I don't care if you have one"
My version:
"Opinions are like orgasms: I don't care if you have one or who you got yours from, since you're obviously not smart enough to have your own."
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« Reply #45 on: July 23, 2011, 05:15:59 PM » |
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From Ajax Reeves, a sorcerer/barbarian. "Don't worry guys I'll fix him right up with my surgical mace! I'm the best surgeon in my village with a 30% success rate!"
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I'm delirious from lack of sleep, but am sustained by the power of the Gatling Gun!
78% of DM's started their first campaign in a tavern. If you're one of the 22% that didn't, copy and paste this into your signature.
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« Reply #46 on: July 25, 2011, 06:42:55 PM » |
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I met this girl with a really pensive look on her face today. So I walked up to her, put a fifty cent coin in her hand and said, "For your thoughts. I know the current rate is supposed to be one, but I figure you play hardball when negotiating."
She put it back in my hand and said, "Keep it. Pretty sure a guy with your charm can find a way to have them for free anyway."
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« Reply #47 on: July 29, 2011, 08:57:19 AM » |
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I met this girl with a really pensive look on her face today. So I walked up to her, put a fifty cent coin in her hand and said, "For your thoughts. I know the current rate is supposed to be one, but I figure you play hardball when negotiating."
She put it back in my hand and said, "Keep it. Pretty sure a guy with your charm can find a way to have them for free anyway."
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Monks are pretty much the best designed class ever.
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« Reply #48 on: July 29, 2011, 10:46:28 AM » |
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I'm a GENTLEMAN, dude.  |
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« Reply #49 on: July 29, 2011, 12:00:30 PM » |
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Monks are pretty much the best designed class ever.
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« Reply #50 on: July 29, 2011, 12:43:22 PM » |
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I know the feeling.
Another one.
"FUZAKENNA TEN NO YAROU!!!" Me, IHS'ing the rain.
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« Reply #51 on: August 11, 2011, 05:25:55 AM » |
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I work at a paintball feild and a renter asks " what happens if i shoot all my teamates?" when his freind chimes in "next game we play fireing line your the criminal"  |
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I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity. - edgar allen poe
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