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« Reply #20 on: March 12, 2011, 03:28:59 AM » |
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“Those who hate most fervently must have once loved deeply; those who want to deny the world must have once embraced what they now set on fire.” - Kurt Tucholsky
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« Reply #21 on: March 12, 2011, 07:24:28 AM » |
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Sandman is quite wonderful.
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Dencero
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« Reply #22 on: April 02, 2011, 03:33:12 PM » |
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"All right, let me say now that with your history of drug abuse, it was conceivable that you could produce a child with no head..."
-Transmetropolitan
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« Reply #23 on: April 02, 2011, 03:59:29 PM » |
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"My Faith protects me. My Kevlar helps." - Micheal Carpenter, The Dresden Files.
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The god of thunder....... yeah I'm the hammer Just ask yourself..... W.W.T.D what would Thor do mthor, look what you did. You made people on the internet argue. We all hate you with a fiery passion, now.  |
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« Reply #24 on: April 02, 2011, 04:07:43 PM » |
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Master JP:about board breaking
"Remember, It only hurts if you don't break it."
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The god of thunder....... yeah I'm the hammer Just ask yourself..... W.W.T.D what would Thor do mthor, look what you did. You made people on the internet argue. We all hate you with a fiery passion, now. |
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« Reply #25 on: April 02, 2011, 08:02:08 PM » |
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First session, we're a group of level 4 characters. Our BSF in his black full plate and helmet so we can't see his face reaches down into a pile of some mysterious substance and: *smack, smack* "Guys this is human blood, with a bit of orc on the side" After defeating a demigod on the plane of Thor, the above BSF stumbles back in and "So I find the nearest casket of wine, and become one with it." Just now in the session I'm DMing... the BSF (different this time) gives a wand (Charm Person) away to an NPC in the shit poor town. The other BSF (same guy as above) "I almost broke my body falling for that wand... and you F#!*&(%#^% GIVE IT AWAY!!?!?   " BSF1 "Yeah, he was dirt poor, why not?  " |
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I'm delirious from lack of sleep, but am sustained by the power of the Gatling Gun!
78% of DM's started their first campaign in a tavern. If you're one of the 22% that didn't, copy and paste this into your signature.
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« Reply #26 on: April 02, 2011, 08:03:11 PM » |
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In Left 4 Dead 2. Everyone in the party is dropped other then me. "Fuck guys, I'm getting my primary weapon out now." *Puts away AK-47, draws Katana*
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I'm delirious from lack of sleep, but am sustained by the power of the Gatling Gun!
78% of DM's started their first campaign in a tavern. If you're one of the 22% that didn't, copy and paste this into your signature.
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« Reply #27 on: April 02, 2011, 09:08:53 PM » |
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Fighting a half celestial unicorn, the party has one good player and three CN. The CN players had just desecrated an altar to Valarian which summoned said unicorn. Holy word was used, so the least skilled at RPing player is the only one not deaf/blind. His response to the Unicorn saying "Why should I not remove the desecraters?"was "Well killing is a little severe, what about a severe maiming  " |
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I'm delirious from lack of sleep, but am sustained by the power of the Gatling Gun!
78% of DM's started their first campaign in a tavern. If you're one of the 22% that didn't, copy and paste this into your signature.
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« Reply #28 on: April 02, 2011, 11:10:44 PM » |
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A plot important artifact is introduced to the party, its nature makes any who lay their eyes on it desire to use it (YAY will saves). The party WS ranger/MoMF is the current possessor, and says to me: "So it only has to be in my possession right?" Me: "Yeah..." Him: "I swallow it  " Me " " rest of party: "  " |
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I'm delirious from lack of sleep, but am sustained by the power of the Gatling Gun!
78% of DM's started their first campaign in a tavern. If you're one of the 22% that didn't, copy and paste this into your signature.
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« Reply #29 on: April 04, 2011, 04:20:59 AM » |
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A plot important artifact is introduced to the party, its nature makes any who lay their eyes on it desire to use it (YAY will saves). The party WS ranger/MoMF is the current possessor, and says to me: "So it only has to be in my possession right?" Me: "Yeah..." Him: "I swallow it " Me " " rest of party: " " I want to join one of you games this would be hilarious |
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I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity. - edgar allen poe
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« Reply #30 on: April 17, 2011, 06:20:10 AM » |
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"I am sorry I assumed you were using a Mac when you said you did not use Windows, I did not mean to insult your intelligence. Of course you are running Linux, I can see that you are a smart fellow" Tech-guy at Uni
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Who cares for realism when you can be awesome?
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« Reply #31 on: April 18, 2011, 02:01:31 AM » |
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"I am sorry I assumed you were using a Mac when you said you did not use Windows, I did not mean to insult your intelligence. Of course you are running Linux, I can see that you are a smart fellow" Tech-guy at Uni
We tech snobs are cruel |
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I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity. - edgar allen poe
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« Reply #32 on: April 18, 2011, 02:41:38 AM » |
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"I am sorry I assumed you were using a Mac when you said you did not use Windows, I did not mean to insult your intelligence. Of course you are running Linux, I can see that you are a smart fellow" Tech-guy at Uni
When people hear I'm using Linux, they immediately think of a text based unix system. When I show them my ubuntu computer and tell them it cost half of what they paid for their Mac, they get weird. |
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Monks are pretty much the best designed class ever.
JaronK
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« Reply #33 on: April 18, 2011, 03:30:36 AM » |
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"I am sorry I assumed you were using a Mac when you said you did not use Windows, I did not mean to insult your intelligence. Of course you are running Linux, I can see that you are a smart fellow" Tech-guy at Uni
When people hear I'm using Linux, they immediately think of a text based unix system. When I show them my ubuntu computer and tell them it cost half of what they paid for their Mac, they get weird. It's always hilarious when that happens |
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Who cares for realism when you can be awesome?
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konner09
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« Reply #34 on: April 18, 2011, 05:59:59 PM » |
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"I am sorry I assumed you were using a Mac when you said you did not use Windows, I did not mean to insult your intelligence. Of course you are running Linux, I can see that you are a smart fellow" Tech-guy at Uni
When people hear I'm using Linux, they immediately think of a text based unix system. When I show them my ubuntu computer and tell them it cost half of what they paid for their Mac, they get weird. It's always hilarious when that happens ubuntu is pretty |
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I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity. - edgar allen poe
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« Reply #35 on: April 21, 2011, 02:50:05 PM » |
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I mean let’s face it, there’s just not enough time in this busy world to show everybody the courtesy of a good strangling. Sarge always makes me laugh. |
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KenWolfeNYC
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« Reply #36 on: June 16, 2011, 08:51:15 AM » |
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My favorite one is "This night you dine in Hell" - 300 quote
IMHO 300 is one of the most pumped up mail testosterone movies ever. I like the movie flow when it actually starting where the end is by a big speech of the one of 300 most loyal spartans who is telling the story about how "few stood against many"
Cheers,
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BruceM
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« Reply #37 on: June 16, 2011, 09:51:29 AM » |
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I've fallen in love only twice: once in a beer bottle, and once in a mirror.
(Sid Vicious, Sex Pistols)
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« Reply #38 on: June 16, 2011, 06:35:32 PM » |
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Politicians are a lot like diapers. They should be changed frequently, and for the same reasons.
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The mind transcends the body. It's also a little cold because of that. Please get it a blanket. I wish I could read your mind, I can barely read mine. "Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."
"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill
To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
Khiliarkhou Astrape!
There is no higher price than 'free'. "I won't die. I've been ordered not to die." |
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« Reply #39 on: June 17, 2011, 01:59:39 AM » |
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"I wish for you to die!" -Bruugash the pissed off forcecaged frenzied berserker with a ring of one wish, about to be traded for safe passage for the rest of the party. It was used on a DnD noob, the rest of the players FROZE when it happened, these are experienced players that I have never seen that off balance  |
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